When a married man from Paducah, Kentucky, hired a prostitute from an online site he'd been using for months, he probably didn't expect to find that the "27-year-old" woman he hired was actually his wife.
But that's exactly what happened.
"The man had been using the site for some months to hire prostitutes and meet them for sex at motels in neighboring areas. Last weekend, the man told his wife he was going out drinking with work colleagues, when in reality he was traveling to a motel on the outskirts of town," reportsCounty Weekly.
What happened next was basically the X-rated version of the Pina Colada Song: The mysterious "27-year-old" woman turned out to be his 43-year-old wife of 19 years.
"Guests in adjoining rooms called the front desk to report a disturbance at around 8 p.m. after the woman arrived and found that her client was none other than her husband of the last 19 years," notes County Weekly.
While the woman was furious to find out that her husband was cheating on her with prostitutes, her husband, too, was furious, learning that his wife was selling sex to other men.
One thing is for sure, these two probably deserve each other.