If you've ever been in a fancy restaurant and wanted to ask for ketchup but knew the waiter would shame you, even with just their eyes, SAME. Ketchup is great, and yes, it's sacrilegious to put it on steak, according to every chef ever, but you know what? It tastes good! The steak is still being enjoyed! Don't let anyone tell you what condimentsshould or should not go on your food.
Ketchup-morals rant aside, Heinz has come up with a product that will at least make ketchup LOOK fancy, judgey servers be damned. Conveniently debuting just before Valentine's Day, Ketchup Caviar is just what it sounds like: ketchup...that's shaped like caviar. No fish eggs included. Why would you want this? Because it's hilarious, duh! And really, look how pretty it looks on a burger:
If you want a jar of this spherical ketchup, Heinz is giving away 150 of them (the brand is 150 years old!) via Twitter beginning at 6 a.m. January 24 and running through January 28. Head to Heinz's Twitter for all the details. And judging by people's responses, it's gonna be a hot commodity.