I don't claim to be a fashion expert... But I do know what stupid looks like... and it looks a lot like this.

Asymmetrical Jeans... they have one wide leg that flared like a bell bottom, and one leg that was tight and tapered like a skinny jean. So let's take two of the worst denim inventions and combine them into one terrible FrankenJean...

If you think I am wrong and can't wait to get your hands on some... You're in luck!

Neiman Marcus is carrying the asymmetrical jeans... and they cost $462-per-pair.