Mila Kunis went on a hilarious rant on Jimmy Kimmel Live Tuesday night about how crazy it makes her when expectant fathers say, "We're pregnant."

Here's exactly how it went down. She said, "Stop saying, 'We're pregnant.' You're not pregnant! Do you have to squeeze a watermelon-sized person out of your lady-hole? No. Are you crying alone in your car listening to a stupid Bette Midler song? No. When you wake up and throw up, is it because you're nurturing a human life? No. It's because you had too many shots of tequila. Do you know how many shots of tequila we had? None. Because we can't have shots of tequila. We can't have anything because we've got your little love goblin growing inside of us. All you did was roll over and fall asleep."

A group of pregnant women joined her onstage and she stated one last time, "You're not pregnant." And then all the women together said, "We are!"